The streak

What's weirder than a nude man running around in public? How about a nude man running around in women's shoes?

A man wearing nothing but women's high heels was the cause of a building lockdown by police in downtown McMinnville. The unidentified man was spotted sitting on a bench on the basement floor of a nearly vacant medical building Wednesday afternoon.

After a call to 911 dispatchers, two McMinnville police units responded and were assisted by deputies from the Yamhill County Sheriffs Office and the Oregon State Police. The building was locked down and surrounded, but alas, no naked man.

I'm not exactly sure I'd say that failing to run across a naked dude in high heels is what I'd call an "alas" situation, if you know what I mean.