Tuesday, March 25, 2008

One real classy lassie

Do they still have finishing schools to teach young women how to be classy and graceful? If they do, I'm going to go ahead and guess this gal didn't attend one:
Suburban New York police say a drunken driver had a suspended license and had marijuana in her car. Oh, they also say she didn't have any pants on.

Yonkers police say 22-year-old Long Island resident Angelica Buchanan was found Saturday standing bottomless in a street near her car. They say she was so drunk she had to be hospitalized.

Police say she claimed she wasn't wearing pants because she needed to use the bathroom. They've charged her with driving while intoxicated, unlicensed operation of a vehicle and marijuana possession.
What, no indecent exposure? And the DWI charge seems a little unfair. I mean, she was standing outside the car, after all. I didn't know standing near your car after having a few was illegal in New York. It shouldn't be, not if you're wearing pants, anyway.

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