Science of the 'nads

If you're looking to become a dad and you're also in the market for a new car, you might not want to go with the options package that includes heated seats:

Men who enjoy warming their bottom on a heated car seat should beware, for they may also be frying their chances of fatherhood, New Scientist reports in its latest issue.

Sperm production is best when the temperature of the scrotum is one or two degrees Celsius (1.8-3.6 degrees Fahrenheit) below the core body temperature of 37 C (99 F).

Testicle-testing German researchers fitted sensors to the scrotums of 30 healthy men who then sat on a heated car seat for 90 minutes.

After one hour, the average scrotal temperature had risen to 37.3 C (99.5 F), and in one volunteer reached a whopping 39.7 C (103 F).

By comparison, men who sat on unheated car seats reached an average scrotal temperature of only 36.7 C (98 F).

The study, led by Andreas Jung at the University of Giessen, did not verify the volunteer's sperm count or sperm mobility, but the researchers fear that only a slight increase in temperature is enough to damage the sperm-production process, the British weekly says.

I know that somebody has to do these studies to advance medical knowledge about fertility issues, but I'm glad it's not me. I mean, I've got better things to do with my time than measuring the internal temperatures of a bunch of guys' ballsacks. Okay, so that's a lie. I don't really have better things to do with my time, but I'm still happy to leave that particular task to someone else.