Making a big stink about crime

Compared to the treatment this dumbass got at the hands of his victims, jail may not seem so bad:

According to Tampa Police, 22 year Lorenzo Knight broke into a 1999 Ford F-150 in the parking lot of the International Mall and stole a digital camera as well as the truck's instruction manual. He then punched the door of another Ford F-150 parked right next to it, police said.

That's when Knight's troubles began.

Investigators say that car's owner and his friends saw Knight and chased him to a nearby construction site. Knight tried to hide in a portable toilet, but the men spotted him.

And then they pushed it over, police said, and held him inside until cops arrived.

He was covered in human waste when officers arrested him, according to police.

Boy, I bet that was the highlight of the day for the arresting officers, huh? Especially since they probably couldn't roll all of the windows down on the ride back to jail. Gah.