33 going on 16

Some people (myself included) have dreams sometimes in which they're suddenly back in high school. This kook turned her dreams of returning to high school into a (brief and costly) reality:

A 33-year-old woman accused of stealing her daughter's identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad has pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity.

Wendy Brown faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in a Wisconsin high school as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown's mother.

According to a federal complaint, Brown attended one day of classes, practiced with the cheerleading squad and went to a party at the coach's house.

I guess she fit in fairly well, then. According to this account of the case (which features a picture of the erstwhile teenager) the whole thing began to unravel when she couldn't make it to class after being arrested on a separate fraud charge. Now, she's facing some serioous detention. We're talking more than twelve years' worth.