Mother's little helper

When you've had a little too much to drink, but you still need to get home, a designated driver is usually a good idea. The thing is, you should probably pick someone who can reach the pedals and see over the steering wheel at the same time:

An Ontario woman was charged with a traffic violation after having her nine-year-old daughter drive her home following a night of drinking.

"The woman was concerned that she was unable to drive having consumed some alcohol at a social function," police said on Thursday.

I don't think that's quite what they mean when they say "Please drink responsibly."