Baretender

We all love drinking and we all love nudity, but apparently the two don't mix in one Illinois community:

It's a different take on belly up to the bar. A 24-year-old female bartender in the Mississippi River community of Alton was charged with misdemeanor lewd entertainment after apparently working in the buff. Police arrested the woman last Friday at the Pub Room after someone called to complain.

Authorities said the woman had managed to put on a shirt before officers arrived.

There's no word in the article about the condition of the person who called the police to complain, who I can only assume was later found badly beaten in a dumpster behind the bar.