A different kind of pork in Washington

I understand that when you're a public figure in this day and age, you can never be too careful about your security, but this is just crazy:

A suspicious package delivered to U.S. Rep. John Boehner's West Chester, Ohio, office turned out to be raw bacon, the Butler County Bomb Squad said.

Four people inside the office were evacuated Monday as bomb squad officers examined the grease-stained package, WCPO-TV, Cincinnati, reported Tuesday.

I hope they didn't blow up the package, because wasting bacon is a real crime.