Thursday, October 02, 2008

Guns, booze, and blueballs are a bad combination

Man, if I reacted like this guy every time I got liquored up and was turned down by a woman, I'd have been dead a long time ago:
Jonathon Guabello, 29, was treated for the gunshot wound then booked into the Lee County Jail on charges of threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling, the Fort Myers News-Press reported Thursday.

Guabello's 24-year-old girlfriend said the suspect had been under the influence of Xanax and alcohol when he became enraged at her refusal of his sexual overtures. She said she took her dog with her into a spare bedroom and she heard two gunshots several minutes later.

The girlfriend said Guabello told her he would kill her if she dialed 911, then stumbled into the kitchen where he was knocked unconscious when he tripped and hit his head on the oven door.
You've gotta love the real-life slapstick comedy. Unless you're Jonathon or his girlfriend. They probably took the whole thing pretty seriously.

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