Thursday, November 06, 2008

Illegal tender

Like a man once said, fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life. Well, actually, I'm not sure if this guy is fat, but it sounds like he fits the other two categories:
A bartender told police the man was playing pool with an open bottle of beer and spilled some of it on the table. She said he first tried to pay his $32 tab with a credit card, which was declined.

When police arrived and ordered the man to pay his tab, they reported that he began counting out gum wrappers as if they were cash.
The cops were not amused by that stunt. And I'm pretty sure they weren't amused when he assaulted one of them, either, seeing as how they arrested him for that and disorderly conduct.

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