I wouldn't have known just what to do

Apparently, calling Animal Control (which is probably what I would have done in a situation like this) is the wrong move:

A Georgia man said he knew just what to do when a wounded deer stumbled onto his property: He ran outside in boxers and flip-flops to kill it with a stick.

See, that probably wouldn't have occurred to me.

Joel Borden, whose friends gave him the nickname "Country" shortly after he moved to Clarksville from the considerably smaller town of Savannah, said the deer stumbled into his yard with a gunshot wound in its neck Saturday morning, Gannett Tennessee reported Tuesday.

Um, I have a feeling that his nickname comes from a little more than his small town roots.