Thursday, July 08, 2010

Clothes make the man

And in this case, they make the man a jackass:
Authorities have charged a 29-year-old man with aggravated assault and false imprisonment after they allege he held his mother hostage for failing to iron his clothes. Carroll County Sheriff's Office Sgt. Marc Griffith said the man remained in jail Wednesday without bond. The unidentified woman was not harmed in the June 30 incident.
You know, dry cleaning may not be cheap, but it's probably less expensive than bail.

And that's one to grow on.

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