Next, could you please ban clowns?

Ah,there's nothing like the circus, where people take their children to be "entertained" by dangerous wild animals and assorted weirdos:

A Russian circus has been forced to cancel an act in which a woman swallows a live fish and regurgitates it after Australian officials deemed it cruel.

The New South Wales (NSW) Department of Industry and Investment put a stop to the act by the Great Moscow Circus which is performing in Sydney after receiving complaints from the public.

Um, guys, are you sure the complaints from the public were about the act being cruel and not about it being fucking disgusting? I'd complain, too if I paid perfectly good money to see some jugglers and trapeze artists and ended up watching a woman barfing up a fish, instead.