Fat, drunk, and naked is no way to go through life

Well, to be fair, I don't know whether or not these guys are actually fat, but two out of three ain't bad...

A pair of former workers at a Tennessee big cat sanctuary admitted to being naked on the premises but denied running naked through the facility.

Jake Loftis, 22, and Samuel Adams, 26, who lived at Tiger Haven in Kingston and worked as cat keepers, said they were drinking beer naked on their porch Sept. 16 as a protest against their recent firing, the Knoxville (Tenn.) News Sentinel reported Thursday.

Um, am I the only one who doesn't recognize naked outdoor drinking as a valid form of protest? I mean, I'm not a fan of most people being naked outdoors (the people you'd actually enjoy seeing naked are almost never the ones who end up parading around in the buff) but some people have done sorta-valid nude protests. The beer drinking is what makes me suspect that it was less of a protest than a case of a couple of weird guys who got hammered.