"Knock-knock"

"Who's there?"

"A couple of dumbasses."

"A couple of dumbasses who?"

"A couple of dumbasses who need to sleep it off in the drunk tank."

Authorities in southwestern Pennsylvania say they charged two men with public drunkenness after they knocked on a police station door.

A Uniontown police report says 30-year-old Alan Scritchfield, of Uniontown, and 30-year-old Peter Dominick, of McClellandtown, came to the police station about 9 p.m. Sunday.

A police sergeant says Dominick was slurring his words while Scritchfield was drinking out of a plastic cup. Asked what was in it, Scritchfield allegedly told police, "alcohol, Crown Royal" before saying he was drunk.

Well, that at least kept the lab from having to do any tests. There could have been Jim Beam in that cup, for crying out loud.