Most uneven fight in history

Having been a teenager for several years, I can attest to the fact that they're mostly pretty stupid. However, none of the teenagers I ever knew were quite this dumb:

Investigators said the teenager entered the Friendly Way store, took a bottle of salad dressing from a shelf and waved it at the clerk as if to use it as a weapon while demanding money.

However, police said the teenager agreed to abandon his plans when the clerk pulled a gun from behind the counter.

Robbing a convenience store is a bad idea in general, but it takes a special kind of stupidity to think that a bottle of Ranch is in any way menacing, even if you don't know that the clerk is armed with a gun.

For God's sake, there are probably a couple of knives in one of your kitchen drawers, man.