Cigars are more traditional

Seeing as how I don't have any kids, I've never celebrated the birth of a child, but I'm pretty sure that smoking some dope right at the hospital is a pretty dumb idea:

Uniontown police Sgt. Jonathan Grabiak tells the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review that a nurse smelled the marijuana when she took a cigarette break in the same area, and a hospital security guard called police about 3:20 a.m.

Grabiak says the man told him, "I'm having a baby and wanted to get a buzz," then pulled a bag of marijuana from his shoe.

Okay, so this guy wasn't exactly a genius to begin with, but he pulls out his weed and shows it to the cop who was called to the scene?

Good luck, kiddo. With a dad like that, you're gonna need it.