What, if you're reading this (and that makes you an extremely slim part of the world's population), makes this an egregiously bad article?
A British woman has made it into the Guinness Book of World Records for being a 27-time champion of gurning -- contorting the face into a distorted expression.
Anne Woods, 62, a 27-time world champion at the annual competition at the Egremont, England, Crab Fair, said Guinness World Records officials informed her she will be in the next edition of the book alongside 11-time men's champion Tommy Mattinson, The Sun reported Wednesday.
THEY NEVER FUCKING SHOWED HER FACE!!!
That's right. An article distributed around the world about a woman who made the world's ugliest facial expression did not include a photograph of her achievement.
To be fair, perhaps gazing upon her ugly-ass visage turns one to stone, or something. There might actually be some liability issues there.