Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Love bites

I've never been married, but I've been to a few weddings, and "Love, honor, and cherish" are common things I've heard in the vows. "Chomp," on the other hand...
A Wisconsin woman bit off half her husband's tongue during a kiss and has been arrested, authorities said on Tuesday.

The bitten piece of the husband's tongue was recovered, and he was taken to a hospital following the incident late on Monday, Sheboygan, Wisconsin police said in a statement.

The woman, 57, told emergency workers she had "bit her husband's tongue off," police said in a statement. She had blood on her clothing, they said.

The 79-year-old victim said his wife bit his tongue while he was kissing her, police said.
Um, the victim "said" that his wife did that? I'm surprised that the cops understood him.

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