Good news for housebound nerds!

And by "housebound nerds," I mean "me."

Sudden bursts of moderate to intense physical activity -- such as jogging or having sex -- significantly increase the risk of having a heart attack, especially in people who do not get regular exercise, U.S. researchers said on Tuesday.

Seeing as how neither sex or jogging are either a part of my normal routine, I should live a very, very long life. Now, somebody please pass some bacon, the teevee remote, and a beer.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!