Squeaky fraud

I'm not sure if the whole thing about getting your ass kicked in prison for committing weak-ass crimes is true or not, but if it is, this guy is in for a bad time behind bars:

A Montana man who mimicked a female voice is exchanging his ill-gotten Tempur-Pedic mattress for a cot in a federal prison.

The U.S. attorney's office in Idaho says 60-year-old Ricky Vaughn Barry of Hamilton, Mont., was sentenced Wednesday to a year and a day in prison for impersonating his ex-wife when speaking to company representatives.

Wait, this was his ex-wife that he was impersonating? I can't believe that they didn't get along and had to split up for some reason.

It's enough to make a guy doubt that true love really exists.