I mean, if his name was something close to marijuana or weed or his nickname was Bud, that would be something. But his name doesn't have anything to do with the illicit substance he was caught with.
Virginia police who arrested a man on suspicion of dealing drugs say it's just a coincidence the suspect's name is Kevin Lee Cokayne.
A search inventory of items confiscated in Cokayne's Fairfax County apartment lists a safe with marijuana, a wooden box with marijuana, two jars containing marijuana, a smoking device with marijuana, a digital scale, and "records and documents," The Washington Post reported Monday.
Still, though, that's not exactly an auspicious name to have.