Dreams really do come true!

I guess the trick is that you've just got to have really crappy dreams:

The Butler County Sheriff's Office said Tiffany Hurd, 36, was spotted attempting to climb over a barbed wire fence early Sunday at the jail in Hamilton and a corrections officer was unable to convince her to leave, the Cincinnati Enquirer reported Monday.

"I want to be arrested," Hurd allegedly shouted. Deputies said she appeared to be intoxicated.

Wait for it...Wait for it...

Hurd was arrested on misdemeanor charges of criminal trespass and disorderly conduct.

Don't you just love a story with a happy ending?

Happy Birthday, America!

You don't look a day over 221.

Fun fact!

If you have any kind of business to conduct at a Los Angeles County Superior Courthouse and you've got a cigarette lighter with you as you go through the security line, the good folks who work there will helpfully throw that right in the trash for you.

Yeah.