Dear At-Risk Youth,

I understand that selling grout cleaner door to door is hard work and all, but rejection is just part of the game. Try not to look so crestfallen when people like myself aren't interested in your off-brand cleaning products. And please don't take my lack of interest as a sign that I want you to join a street gang, because I really don't want that to happen.

love and kisses,

Sean M.

p.s.: If you're gonna wear a tie, tuck in your shirt.