Monday, November 28, 2005

Militant Mormons strike again!

One of the Oakland liquor stores that was vandalized by a group of suit and bowtie-wearing men who were totally not members of the Nation of Islam last week was apparently torched this morning.

Oakland police are "tight-lipped" about the fire, but I'm sure they're on the lookout for a group of lemonade-swilling, bicycle-riding thugs from Utah. That's who the smart money's on.

1 comment:

Muslihoon said...

Just remember: you just have to find out their last names. Their first names are all the same: Elder!