Wednesday, December 14, 2005

I hate puns

In this article, we find out that Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban and some other millionaire named David Samuel have invested in a company called Brondell Inc., maker of a toilet seat that washes your nether regions with a jet of warm water. As if that wasn't already bad enough, check out AP Business Writer Michael Liedtke's last paragraph:
Like Cuban, Samuel already is flush with money. Before he turned 30, Samuel sold his Internet music service,, to America Online Inc. for $320 million in 1999.
If any of you happen to know Liedtke, please kick him in the balls for me.

Thank you.

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