Ho ho ho

I don't think the wedding bells are going to be ringing for this couple.

A local woman was arrested after police in Mills _ tipped by a suspicious boyfriend _ said she agreed to have sex with a plainclothes officer in exchange for money.

Jennifer Lynne Mills, 44, was arrested Saturday night on a misdemeanor prostitution charge. If convicted, she could be fined and sentenced to up to six months in a jail.

Police said Mills' live-in boyfriend called Saturday to complain about men calling their apartment. He said those calls were in response to a classified advertisement in the Quik Quarter, a local shopper, offering "relaxing massage" and "pretty, pleasant company."

And thus ends a promising career in the exciting field of massage therapy. It's just sad that some guys can't handle a relationship with a successful career-oriented woman.