You'll have to keep it in your pants for two years, dear.

Okay, this is just assinine.

LaRae Lundeen Fjellman could lose her state license as a massage therapist for having sexual relations with her husband.

Her husband, Kirk Fjellman, is a former client. He saw her professionally from October 2000 to May 2002, and the two say they started dating in July 2002. But when they consumated the relationship a few months later, they ran afoul of a Minnesota law that bans massage therapists from having sexual relations with former clients for two years.

"There's no harm, no victim,"Kirk Fjellman said."What's this about?"

She could lose her license and be fined for this. I'm sure the law is supposed to keep massage therapists--the less legit kind--from getting it on with customers. But they got married. Legally married, and she's supposed to wait for two friggin' years before they can have sex? Like I said, assinine.