Wednesday, December 27, 2006

The smell in the cell

Haaving never been locked up myself, I can only guess that being in jail probably stinks. In this case, quite literally:
Brian Bruggeman caused a stink at the Lincoln County [Nebraska] Jail earlier this month and will now have to answer for it in court. Another inmate, Jesse Dorris, alleges that Bruggeman's flatulence, passed in close proximity to Dorris, sparked a Dec. 14 fight between the two at the jail.

Now Bruggeman, 38, faces a Jan. 11 preliminary hearing on the state's complaint of assault by a confined person. It's a felony punishable by up to five years in prison.

Bruggeman is accused of injuring Dorris, his cellmate, when he pushed him into cell bars. Dorris, 26, was not charged.
So he farts on the guy and then beats him up to boot? Sounds like someone needs to work on improving his manners. At least he'll have plenty of time to do so if he's convicted.

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