How'd he get his pants off while wearing skis?

Pepole play with themselves in the strangest places these days:

Blame global warming. An Albany, N.Y., man is accused of riding nude in a gondola at Stratton Mountain Resort on Dec. 15. William N. Barrett III, 46, pleaded not guilty to felony lewd and lascivious conduct and misdemeanor marijuana possession Tuesday in Vermont District Court.

A witness reported to lift attendants that Barrett was nude and touching himself inappropriately while riding the lift.

He was supposedly fully clothed by the time he reached the bottom of the hill, so I guess it was the thrill of doing it on the ski lift. Not exactly the mile high club, but hey, you've got to get your thrills where you can find them.

Wondering why he could have possibly thought this was a good idea?

Police found a glass pipe and film canister containing marijuana in his pocket when they arrested him, authorities said.

Hopefully, the next time he decides to get high and diddle himself, he'll just stay in his basement.