911 is no joke

I really don't know who this guy thought was going to show up. The fire department, maybe?

A 38-year-old man was arrested after he called 911 and told a dispatcher he was surrounded by police officers and needed help, authorities said.

Police officers met Dana Farrell Shelton after being called to investigate a disturbance at a bar on Sunday but had found no problems and told him to move along.

Shelton, who officers said appeared intoxicated, then called 911 to report he was "surrounded by Largo police," according to an arrest affidavit.

He was intoxicated? The hell, you say!

Anyway, he could spend a year in jail for doing this. Who's he gonna call when he's surrounded by correctional officers?