Kumbaya

I'm so utterly confused and baffled by this story that I'm not even going to bother making any jokes about it. Nor am I going to excerpt it. You'll have to go to the link and read it for yourself.

I mean, do you believe for a moment that this actually happened? For some reason, the thought that the events described could have really transpired in that fashion fills me with a deep, dark sense of horror.