Why you should always wear clothes around your bitter ex-wife

What's worse than a burning sensation in your nether region? This guy found out:

A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

The guy told a newspaper that he didn't know what he had done to deserve this. His ex-wife isn't quoted, but I'm sure her response would be that yes, he does so know what he did. But in Russian.