Monday, October 08, 2007

Cable guy

This is a story so awful that I almost feel bad about making jokes about it. Almost.
A thief in Germany was charred beyond recognition by a 10,000 volt electric shock when he tried to steal a live copper cable, authorities said Monday.

Police in the western city of Duisburg found the 32-year-old man's blackened remains by a set of cable cutters and pile of non-live cables he had already stolen.

Only because one of his hands survived incineration were officers able to identify the man as German of Kazakh origin.
Shocking. [rimshot] Anyway, I wonder how they found his body. My guess would be the smell.

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