Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Moron on the lawn

In Animal House, Dean Wormer famously told Flounder that "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life." I don't know if this guy is fat, but he's sure got the other two covered.
A man who was out on bail following a drunken driving arrest is back behind bars after he was caught drinking a 12-pack of beer on the Douglas County Courthouse lawn. Martin Ruiz asked the judge to release him on his own recognizance, promising not to drink another beer or drive.

But Judge Michael Gibbons set his bail at $100,000 on Monday, saying he was surprised Ruiz was released on recognizance the first time.
I mean, couldn't this dumbass find anywhere other than the courthouse lawn to get trashed?

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