Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Theft be not proud

Getting caught stealing is nothing to be proud of, but when you get caught stealing something like this...
A man accused of stealing several blow-up dolls from an adult novelty store says the burglary was a "drunken, stupid thing."

A criminal complaint filed in Dane County says Jose Sandoval, 26, of DeForest, smashed through the front door at Naughty Novelties in Burke last month and stole a talking love doll with a $270 price tag, along with other dolls and items.


The complaint says Sandoval denied committing the burglary, then began to cry and led detectives to an abandoned semi behind a motel where the stolen items were recovered.
There was no word on whether or not the items were...uh...used. Which is probably a good thing.

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