Did you ever notice...

...that in just about every watch ad you see in magazines, the hands are set to read approximately 10:10? Go ahead and check. See?

I forget where, but I read somewhere that ad agencies determined that watches set to that time appeared to be "smiling," thus making them more appealing to us suckers potential timepiece buyers.

Me, I'm guessing this is some sort of UN, IRS, Trilateral Commission, Bilderberg, Skull and Bones, Illuminati, and/or Bohemian Grove conspiracy to get us to spend our "New Money" on watches so that the "International Bankers" can track which jewelers (get it?) we take those watches to in order to get the metal bands adjusted. For some sort of database. Of wrist sizes.

What? Does that sound any crazier than newsletters that were supposedly sent out by a certain Congressman Running For President who denies writing, reading, or even knowing who was employed in producing said newsletters bearing his name for decades?

Think about it, sheeple. Do you want the New World Order to know how thick your wrists are?