Maid of dishonor

Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got some serious splainin' to do:

A nude maid is accused of really cleaning up at a Florida man's home. The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office said a 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his Tampa home.

Authorities said the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour. Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter said the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

I wonder what she was more pissed about: the fact that forty grand worth of jewelery got swiped, or the fact that her husband took advantage of her absence to hire some nude tart to ogle while she jiggled around their home with a vacuum cleaner?