Way to keep a low profile, dumbass

I don't know a whole lot about being a fugitive from justice, but I'm pretty sure one hard and fast rule is that you're not supposed to call attention to yourself. This guy apparently didn't realize that:

Police responding to a tip about a naked man walking on a state highway in Lumberton [North Carolina] say he's connected to a three-week string of thefts involving more than $85,000 worth of property.

The Fayetteville Observer reported that police say Jonathan Michael Allen stole two vehicles, televisions, power tools and jewelry. The 31-year-old is charged with multiple counts of breaking and entering, larceny and burglary.

Allen was charged with multiple counts of breaking and entering, larceny and burglary.

Lumberton Police Lt. Johnny Barnes said Allen was stealing and selling the property to support a drug habit.

You mean to tell me that a dude they found wandering around a state highway completely starkers has a drug problem? No, you don't say.