Stinking drunk?

There are some situations that you read about and even though it's not directly mentioned, the word "alcohol" comes screaming out at you. This would be one of those situations:

A woman trying to make "manure bombs" using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said Friday.

Two women entered a farm in the northern village of Eberholzen Wednesday evening and started to fill the stockings with manure.

There's just no way that sober, right-thinking people come up with a plan like that.

"One of them slipped into the manure tank, right into the cow muck," said a spokesman for local police. "The other one helped her out. We found their clothes in a field. One seems to have run off completely naked, the other in her underwear."

The cops don't know why the women were making their stink bombs in the first place, but they suspect it may have had something to do with the Euro 2008 soccer semi-finals, where Germany beat Turkey. I tried to warn people back during the last World Cup that nothing good comes from being a soccer fan, but I guess nobody listened.

Nobody ever listens.