Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to drive a truck

I'm actually not sure if they were fat, but something tells me that these drunken idiots weren't really clear on the concept of having a designated driver:

Police say two drunken friends crashed their pickup truck into a parked car in New York City's northern suburbs and then drove down the street and crashed it again. Peekskill Detective Sgt. Eric Johansen said he's "never seen anything like it."

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Police said one of the men couldn't pull the truck free of the parked car he had hit so his friend hopped behind the steering wheel. They say the friend freed the truck but then drove it into another car parked down the block.

The saying goes, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again," but I don't think that applies when you're both so drunk that the two of you are certain to get DUI charges. Which they both did.