Stay classy, Calvin

I don't understand how anybody could think doing something like this was a good idea, but then again, I'm not a complete idiot:

A judge has ordered a 19-year-old man to write an apology to a the city of Saratoga Springs in New York for dressing in an offensive costume at a high school graduation.

Calvin Morett had pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for dressing in a 6-foot penis costume at the graduation at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.

Now, is a six-foot penis costume something you can rent, or is it something you have to make for yourself? On second thought, I'd really rather not know.