Friday, September 05, 2008

Bear finds pot, but no "hunny"

Hey, look, it's another heartwarming story about a large mammal and illicit drugs:
One Utah community is cheering a special bear — but don't call him Smokey. Investigators say a large black bear raided a clandestine marijuana growing operation so often that it chased the grower away.

"This bear is definitely law-enforcement minded," said Garfield County Sheriff Danny Perkins. "If I can find this bear I'm going to deputize him."

Deputies found food containers ripped apart and strewn everywhere, cans with bear teeth marks, claw marks and bear prints across the Garfield County camp on Tuesday.
I don't know, it sounds to me like the bear just really likes weed. I mean, they found food containers and cans all over. Does that kind of thing sound somewhat familiar?

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