Old dirty bastard

The idea that a couple of young women could take advantage of a kindly 82-year-old man just goes to show how much our society has declined, right? Well, not exactly:

The Lexington Herald-Leader reported that police said they were initially concerned that women in their 20s, often seen at the man's home, were taking advantage of him.

Police begin their investigation after the man called the department several times to report missing medication, household items and a television.

But officers soon discovered he gave two women the prescription drug OxyContin in exchange for sex.

*Uh-uh-urp* Sorry, but I just threw up a little in my mouth.

However, I fully stand by my comment about society's decline, seeing as how a horny octogenarian could take advantage of a couple of impressionable young drug addicts like that. For shame.