Sucks to be him

They say that Nature abhors a vacuum, but apparently this guy feels otherwise:

A 29-year-old man was arrested at a car wash in Michigan for allegedly using a vacuum for his sexual pleasure, police say.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger alleged the unidentified man was found at a car wash in Saginaw County's Thomas Township "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum," The Saginaw (Mich.) News reported Friday.

To be fair, everyone in Saginaw County knows that particular vacuum is a dirty, dirty whore.