Chutzpah

Check out the big brass balls on one Joe Goetz:

Police said 48-year-old Joseph Goetz allegedly attempted to rob a Susquehanna Bank branch office in the town this week shortly after it opened, the York (Pa.) Daily Record said Friday.

After learning that the bank had no cash on hand to give him, Goetz fled the scene while vowing to file a complaint with bank managers, police allege.

He was caught after a customer saw him attempting to flee the bank and followed him. There's no word as to whether or not he followed through on the complaint, though I'm guessing he probably didn't.