Romp in the restroom

Ah, no location says romance quite like...a crowded restroom at a football game:

A 38-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man turned to a handicapped stall for their tryst Saturday evening.

On the field, the Hawkeyes were on their way to 55-0 trouncing of the Gophers. In the restroom, a crowd of intoxicated fans gathered to cheer the off-the-field event.

Eventually, a security guard tipped off University of Minnesota police. Officers had to interrupt the couple to cite them for indecent conduct, a misdemeanor.

Police Chief Greg Hestness said the woman initially gave a false name to officers. She was released to her husband and the man was released to his girlfriend.

Boy, I bet they were both thrilled, huh?

Oh, and here's the shocking part of this whole sordid episode: they were both drunk! Bet you didn't see that coming.