Self-incrimination

You know you're a dumbass when you call the cops to report that you've been robbed and you're the one who they end up hauling off to jail:

A 28-year-old man reporting a burglary faces drug charges after responding officers say they found a marijuana pipe in his bedroom. A criminal complaint filed Tuesday said officers saw the pipe in plain view in Justin Luecke's bedroom and found marijuana stems and seeds in the living room.

The complaint said officers later returned with a search warrant and found additional marijuana as well as a scale and marijuana packaging.

He could face more than two years behind bars if he's convicted. Do you know what the moral of this story is, boys and girls? Short term memory loss is a bitch.