Time to take away and throw away the key

When you get in a car accident and are subsequently arrested because you were driving drunk, it's time for some, er, sober reflection on what you've done. Well, that's true for most people, but I guess not for this dumbass:

Police say a central Pennsylvania man was arrested on drunken driving charges twice in less than six hours. The man's first arrest came just before 11 a.m. Sunday after police said his car hit the back of a stopped vehicle in Manheim Township, Lancaster County.

The man was arrested for suspected DUI. After he was processed, he was released to his girlfriend.

The man was arrested again just before 4 p.m. after police said a second accident happened after he turned left in front of another vehicle.

And after that one, they sent his drunk ass to jail. Somehow, I don't think his girlfriend would have come and picked him up again anyway.