Love bites

All kinds of things can happen when two people are in the throes of passion (or so I'm told) but not all of them are good:

Charris Bowers, 27, was arrested by a Volusia County sheriff's deputy at her Deltona home Saturday after the Friday night incident, the Orlando (Fla.) Sentinel reported Wednesday.

Bowers' husband, Delou, told authorities that he and his wife had been to a bar Friday night and she started performing oral sex on him after they arrived home. He said he tried to stop her after she began biting his penis, but she would not give up her grip until he punched her in the head and pushed her to the floor.

This being the Christmas Season and all, I hope the two of them can reconcile.

Perhaps with a handshake.